"So when I die, the first thing I will see in heaven is a score list?"
ֲǽŷǸΤϥΥꥹȤʡ
1st Law of Hacking:  leaving is much more difficult than entering.
ϥå󥰤ˡ§  ФΤΤ񤷤
2nd Law of Hacking:  first in, first out.
ϥå󥰤ˡ§  եȥ󡤥եȥȡ
3rd Law of Hacking:  the last blow counts most.
ϥå󥰤軰ˡ§  Ǹΰ⤬ˤ
4th Law of Hacking:  you will find the exit at the entrance.
ϥå󥰤ˡ§  ϽиǤ롥
A chameleon imitating a mail daemon often delivers scrolls of fire.
ᥤǡ˲쥪Ϥ褯δʪäƤ롥
A cockatrice corpse is guaranteed to be untainted!
ȥꥹλΤ뤳ȤʤȤݾڤƤ롪
A dead cockatrice is just a dead lizard.
ȥꥹȤϻȥΤȤǤ롥
A dragon is just a snake that ate a scroll of fire.
ɥ饴Ȥñ˱δʪ򿩤٤ؤΤȤǤ롥
A fading corridor enlightens your insight.
ŤϭƶϤ롥
A glowing potion is too hot to drink.
ǮưळȤǤʤ
A good amulet may protect you against guards.
ʼιɤȤǤ롥
A lizard corpse is a good thing to turn undead.
ȥλΤˤԻʪڤ˴Ԥ̤롥
A long worm can be defined recursively.  So how should you attack it?
󥰥ϺƵŪƤ롥Τɤäƹ⤹㤤
A monstrous mind is a toy forever.
ʪοϤޤˤΥܥåȤ
A nymph will be very pleased if you call her by her real name:  Lorelei.
˥դ̾(饤)ǸƤФȤȤƤ֡
A ring of dungeon master control is a great find.
µܤμλؤϰȯ
A ring of extra ring finger is useless if not enchanted.
ؤ䤹ؤˡ򤫤ʤ¤ȤΤˤʤʤ
A rope may form a trail in a maze.
ɳµܤ˷֤»Ҥˤʤʤ
A staff may recharge if you drop it for awhile.
ϾˤФ餯֤ƤȻѲǽ̤롥
A visit to the Zoo is very educational; you meet interesting animals.
ưʪ򸫳ؤ뤳ȤϤưʪ˲񤨶ˤ
A wand of deaf is a more dangerous weapon than a wand of sheep.
ξϱξǤ롥
A wand of vibration might bring the whole cave crashing about your ears.
ưξƶ٤Ƥޤ
A winner never quits.  A quitter never wins.
ԤϷ褷Ǥ᤿ꤷʤǤΤϷ褷ƾԤˤʤʤ
A wish?  Okay, make me a fortune cookie!
ꤤꤤåˤƤ졪
Afraid of mimics?  Try to wear a ring of true seeing.
ߥߥå´ˤλؤȤˤĤΤ
All monsters are created evil, but some are more evil than others.
Ƥβʪϼٰ˺Ƥ뤬βʪϤ˼ٰǤ롥
Always attack a floating eye from behind!
ޤ褦ܤظ夫鹶⤹褦衪
An elven cloak is always the height of fashion.
դΥȤˤĤƤȥ󥹤褤ȸ롥
Any small object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.
ȤƤޤäʪ礭ʤΤβ˱ƤޤȤ롥
Archeologists find more bones piles.
͸ųؼԤϹȯΨ⤤
Austin Powers says: My Mojo is back!  Yeah, baby!
ƥ󡦥ѥϸä: Υ줬äƤ
Balrogs do not appear above level 20.
Хϲ20ǤϽФƤʤ
Banana peels work especially well against Keystone Kops.
ХʥʤϷФä˸ŪǤ롥
Be careful when eating bananas.  Monsters might slip on the peels.
Хʥʤ򿩤٤Ȥդ补ʪǳ뤫⤷ʤ
Better leave the dungeon; otherwise you might get hurt badly.
µܤϤȤäȴۤ褤ʤ򤹤롥
Beware of the potion of nitroglycerin -- it's not for the weak of heart.
˥ȥꥻˤϵĤ补ڹɤʤ
Beware:  there's always a chance that your wand explodes as you try to zap it!
ĤȤȤˤϤĤǤȯδȼ
Beyond the 23rd level lies a happy retirement in a room of your own.
ϲ23ۤмʬǳڱǤ롥
Changing your suit without dropping your sword?  You must be kidding!
ؤ롩̤
Close the door!  You're letting the heat out!
ĤǮƨ뤸ʤ
Cockatrices might turn themselves to stone faced with a mirror.
ȥꥹ϶˼̤äʬδ򸫤ФˤʤäƤޤ
Consumption of home-made food is strictly forbidden in this dungeon.
µܤǤϰʪλߤػߤƤ롥
Dark room?  Your chance to develop your photographs!
ŤǤϼ̿Ǥ餷
Dark rooms are not *completely* dark:  just wait and let your eyes adjust...
Ťϡִפ˰ŤΤǤϤʤܤŰǤ˴ޤԤäƤߤ补
David London sez, "Hey guys, *WIELD* a lizard corpse against a cockatrice!"
ǥӥåȥɥ۩Ԥ衪ȥλΤ򥳥ȥꥹФȤ衪
Death is just life's way of telling you you've been fired.
ȤϤʤ֤ϥӤפȸ뤳ȤǤ롥
Demi-gods don't need any help from the gods.
ȾϿνפ
Demons *HATE* Priests and Priestesses.
ηΤ**롥
Didn't you forget to pay?
ʧ˺Ƥʤ
Didn't your mother tell you not to eat food off the floor?
ޥޤ˽򤷤㤤ʤ褦˸Ƥʤ
Direct a direct hit on your direct opponent, directing in the right direction.
Ṳ̄ƤŨ̿椹褦Ūˤ졪Ф
Do you want to make more money?  Sure, we all do!  Join the Fort Ludios guard!
⤬ߤǥʼȹ礬ʤδԤˤޤ
Does your boss know what you're doing right now?
ʤ򤷤Ƥ뤫ܥΤäƤ뤫
Don't bother wishing for things.  You'll probably find one on the next level.
ꤦɬפʤ󤫤ʤ补ϼγǼ餵
Don't eat too much:  you might start hiccoughing!
٤Τˤ褯ʤä꤬Ϥޤ뤾
Don't play NetHack at your work; your boss might hit you!
Ż˥ͥåȥϥåͷǤϤʤʤܥܤ뤾
Don't tell a soul you found a secret door, otherwise it isn't a secret anymore.
̩򸫤ĤƤ¾ƤϤʤʤʤ򤳤Ȥ̩ʤʤ롥
Drinking potions of booze may land you in jail if you are under 21.
20̤̤ǯäѤ餤ϴԤˤʤ롥
Drop your vanity and get rid of your jewels!  Pickpockets about!
̤ܤΤơФʬ衪꤬ĤƤ
Eat 10 cloves of garlic and keep all humans at a two-square distance.
ˤˤ10ۤɿ٤ȡ2ޥۤɿʹ֤󤶤뤳ȤǤ롥
Eels hide under mud.  Use a unicorn to clear the water and make them visible.
祦ʥť˱Ƥ롥˥γѤǿᡤ褦ˤ补
Elf has extra speed.
դϰʤ®
Engrave your wishes with a wand of wishing.
ꤤξǤʤ˾Τ򾲤˹ᡪ
Eventually you will come to admire the swift elegance of a retreating nymph.
ǽŪ̥Ū᤯ƨ˥դλ뤳Ȥˤʤ
Ever heard hissing outside?  I *knew* you hadn't!
塼äȤʹȤ뤫ʹȤʤΤΤäƤ뤱ɡ
Ever lifted a dragon corpse?
ɥ饴λΤ夲Ȥ뤫
Ever seen a leocrotta dancing the tengu?
쥪åŷ񤤤٤äƤΤ򸫤Ȥ뤫
Ever seen your weapon glow plaid?
郎饷˵Τ򸫤Ȥ뤫
Ever tamed a shopkeeper?
ŹʤȤ뤫
Ever tried digging through a Vault Guard?
Ҹˤʼ˷򳫤褦ȤȤ뤫
Ever tried enchanting a rope?
ɳ򶯲Ȥ뤫
Floating eyes can't stand Hawaiian shirts.
ޤ褦ܤϥϥĤˤϲǤʤ
For any remedy there is a misery.
ɤʲˤҤϤ롥
Giant bats turn into giant vampires.
礳ϵ۷쵴ѿȤ롥
Good day for overcoming obstacles.  Try a steeplechase.
㳲ʪǰˤϾ㳲ʪ򤻤补
Half Moon tonight.  (At least it's better than no Moon at all.)
դȾ(ʤȤ⿷ϤޤʤϤ)
Help!  I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!
ꤤơꤤåϴĤƤ
Housecats have nine lives, kittens only one.
ǭ9Ĥ̿äƤ롥ǭϤä1Ĥ
How long can you tread water?
ɤΤ餤ƧǤ롩
Hungry?  There is an abundance of food on the next level.
ϥإꡩγˤ뤾
I guess you've never hit a mail daemon with the Amulet of Yendor...
äƤȥᥤǡ򹶷Ǥʤ
If you are the shopkeeper, you can take things for free.
Źä顤ͳʪФ뤾
If you ask really nicely, the Wizard will give you the Amulet.
ޤ䤹СˡȤϤʤϤƤ
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
꤯ˡȽʤʤ顤꤯ʤˡڤФ褤
If you thought the Wizard was bad, just wait till you meet the Warlord!
ˡȤٰȻפΤʤ顤˲äƤߤȤ褤
If you turn blind, don't expect your dog to be turned into a seeing-eye dog.
ܤʤʤäƤ⡤ڥåȤθƳˤʤ뤳ȤԤƤϤʤ
If you want to feel great, you must eat something real big.
ȤƤ⤤ˤʤꤿä顤ʤΤ򿩤٤ʤȤʤ
If you want to float, you'd better eat a floating eye.
Τ⤫ä顤ޤ褦ܤ򿩤٤Τ褤
If your ghost kills a player, it increases your score.
⤷ʤͩ¾Υץ쥤䡼򻦤顤ʤΥä롥
Increase mindpower:  Tame your own ghost!
Ϥˡʬͩʤ补
It furthers one to see the great man.
ͤ򸫤
It's easy to overlook a monster in a wood.
Ǥϲʪ򸫲ᤴ䤹
Just below any trap door there may be another one.  Just keep falling!
βˤ̤⤬롥³衪
Katanas are very sharp; watch you don't cut yourself.
ϤȤƤԤʬȤڤʤ褦դ补
Keep a clear mind:  quaff clear potions.
̵ˤˡ̵Τ
Kicking the terminal doesn't hurt the monsters.
ü򽳤äȤǲʪϽĤʤ
Killer bees keep appearing till you kill their queen.
˪Ϥν򻦤ޤǸĤŤ롥
Killer bunnies can be tamed with carrots only.
ͥϤˤ󤸤ǤΤ߼ʤ롥
Latest news?  Put `rec.games.roguelike.nethack' in your .newsrc!
ǿΥ˥塼Τꤿ fj.rec.games.roguelike  .newsrc˽񤯤Τ
Learn how to spell.  Play NetHack!
֤Ф ͥåȥϥåͷ֤Τ
Leprechauns hide their gold in a secret room.
ץ饳̩˥ɤ򱣤Ƥ롥
Let your fingers do the walking on the yulkjhnb keys.
⤯˻ؤ yulkjhnb Υξ֤
Let's face it:  this time you're not going to win.
¤ľ뤷褦󷯤Ͼ뤳ȤǤʤ
Let's have a party, drink a lot of booze.
򤷤褦äѤ餤⤦
Liquor sellers do not drink; they hate to see you twice.
򲰤Ϸ褷ƼޤʤˬΤ
Lunar eclipse tonight.  May as well quit now!
դϷ᤿ۤ󤸤ʤ
Meeting your own ghost decreases your luck considerably!
ʬͩ˲񤦤Ȥʤα򼺤
Money to invest?  Take it to the local branch of the Magic Memory Vault!
򤪹ͤʤ顢ˡΥ꡼Ҹ˻ŹޤǤɤ
Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.
ʪϤȤǷǤޤȡɤȤʤä롥
Monsters sleep because you are boring, not because they ever get tired.
ʪϤʤ鿲ƤΤƤ뤫ǤϤʤ
Most monsters prefer minced meat.  That's why they are hitting you!
ۤȤɤβʪϤҤ򹥤ࡥ줬򹶷⤹ͳ
Most of the bugs in NetHack are on the floor.
ͥåȥϥåΤۤȤɤΥХϾξˤ롥
Much ado Nothing Happens.
ȯ
Multi-player NetHack is a myth.
ޥץ쥤䡼ͥåȥϥåäƤΤϿä
NetHack is addictive.  Too late, you're already hooked.
ͥåȥϥå롥Ϥ⤦٤
Never ask a shopkeeper for a price list.
ŹʪʰҤͤƤϤʤ
Never burn a tree, unless you like getting whacked with a +5 shovel.
+5٥ǤҤäѤ줿ΤǤʤ¤ꡤڤǳ䤷ƤϤʤ
Never eat with glowing hands!
꤬ƤȤ˿򤷤ƤϤʤʤ
Never mind the monsters hitting you:  they just replace the charwomen.
ʪ˹⤵ƤⵤˤʡĤݽؤΤ顥
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
˥ϤȤӤ򤷤ƤϤʤʤ
Never step on a cursed engraving.
줿񤭤ƧǤϤʤʤ
Never swim with a camera:  there's nothing to take pictures of.
äޤޱˤǤϤʤʤΤʤƤʤ顥
Never teach your pet rust monster to fetch.
ڥåȤλβʪ˥ɥܥ򶵤ƤϤʤʤ
Never trust a random generator in magic fields.
ˡΥեǤѤƤϤʤʤ
Never use a wand of death.
ξȤäƤϤʤʤ
No level contains two shops.  The maze is no level.  So...
ɤγˤŹ󸮤ʤµܤˤϳʤ顥
No part of this fortune may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, ...
ʲι԰٤ؤꤤΰǤʣ⤷ϸƥؤϿ
Not all rumors are as misleading as this one.
ƤαʸϤΤ褦٤ȤƤ櫓ǤϤʤ
Nymphs and nurses like beautiful rings.
˥դȴǸؤʻؤ򹥤ࡥ
Nymphs are blondes.  Are you a gentleman?
˥դ϶ȱϿ»Τʡ
Offering a unicorn a worthless piece of glass might prove to be fatal!
˥˲ͤΤʤ饹򤢤뤳Ȥ̿Ūʴְ㤤Ǥ
Old hackers never die:  young ones do.
Ϸϥåϻʤ㤤Ĥϻ̡
One has to leave shops before closing time.
ŹŹͤФʤʤ
One homunculus a day keeps the doctor away.
˰ΤΥۥ󥯥륹ϰԤ󤶤롥
One level further down somebody is getting killed, right now.
礦ɺ⤦쳬ꤿȤï줽ˤʤäƤ롥
Only a wizard can use a magic whistle.
ˡȤΤߤˡūȤȤǤ롥
Only adventurers of evil alignment think of killing their dog.
ٰ°ԤΤߤ򻦤Ȥͤ뤽
Only chaotic evils kill sleeping monsters.
٤°ٰʼԤΤߤ̲äƤʪ򻦤
Only real trappers escape traps.
ΥȥåѡΤߤ櫤ȴ롥
Only real wizards can write scrolls.
ˡȤΤߤʪ񤯤ȤǤ롥
Operation OVERKILL has started now.
ز껦٤ٺ郎޻Ϥޤä
Ouch.  I hate when that happens.
Ϥʤ
PLEASE ignore previous rumor.
ۤɤΥ掠̵뤷Ƥ
Polymorph into an ettin; meet your opponents face to face to face.
ƥѲ补ŨȴȴȴǸ롥
Praying will frighten demons.
ϰ򶲤줵롥
Row (3x) that boat gently down the stream, Charon (4x), death is but a dream.
椲(x3)ή˱äơ(x4)Ȥñʤ̴
Running is good for your legs.
˥󥰤­ˤ褤
Screw up your courage!  You've screwed up everything else.
ͦʳǤͦʳ롥
Seepage?  Leaky pipes?  Rising damp?  Summon the plumber!
ϳ졩ϳΤѥס٤徺۴ɹ򾤴补
Segmentation fault (core dumped).
Segmentation fault (core dumped).
Shopkeepers are insured by Croesus himself!
ŹϥȤˤäݾڤƤ롪
Shopkeepers sometimes die from old age.
ŹϤȤɤϷΤ̡
Some mazes (especially small ones) have no solutions, says man 6 maze.
ޥ˥奢ˤȤĤϩ(Ȥ˾)ˤȴʤΤ롥
Some questions the Sphynx asks just *don't* have any answers.
ե󥯥ФˤΤʤΤ⤢롥
Sometimes "mu" is the answer.
̵٤ΤȤ⤢롥
Sorry, no fortune this time.  Better luck next cookie!
ǰǤꤤäƤޤ󡪼Υå˴Ԥޤ礦
Spare your scrolls of make-edible until it's really necessary!
봬ʪϤ줬ɬפˤʤޤǻȤʤ褦ˤƤ
Stormbringer doesn't steal souls.  People steal souls.
ȡ֥󥬡åΤǤϤʤͤåΤ
Suddenly, the dungeon will collapse...
µܤ줿
Taming a mail daemon may cause a system security violation.
ᥤǡʤ뤳ȤϥƥॻƥȿǤ롥
The crowd was so tough, the Stooges won't play the Dungeon anymore, nyuk nyuk.
ڤʴѵҤĨơХ羭Ϥ⤦µܡפ餷ʤɤפɤ
The leprechauns hide their treasure in a small hidden room.
ץ饳Ͼʱ򱣤Ƥ롥
The longer the wand the better.
ĹۤɾϤ褤
The magic word is "XYZZY".
ˡθա֥åġ
The meek shall inherit your bones files.
¤ʿͤϤʤιեѤǤ
The mines are dark and deep, and I have levels to go before I sleep.
úϰŤϡ˹Ԥ٥ˤƤ롥
The use of dynamite is dangerous.
ʥޥȤµܤǻȤΤϴ
There are no worms in the UNIX version.
գΣɣإСˤϥϤʤ
There is a trap on this level!
γˤ櫤뤾
They say that Demogorgon, Asmodeus, Orcus, Yeenoghu & Juiblex is no law firm.
ǥ⥴르󡤥ǥΥ祦ӥåˡΧ̳ꤸʤ
They say that Geryon has an evil twin, beware!
奪ˤϴлҤ뤽Ĥ
They say that Medusa would make a terrible pet.
ǥ塼϶٤ڥåȤȤʤ뤽
They say that NetHack bugs are Seldon planned.
ͥåȥϥåΥХϥ󤬷ײ褷Τ
They say that NetHack comes in 256 flavors.
ͥåȥϥåˤ256Ḥ̂뤽
They say that NetHack is just a computer game.
ͥåȥϥåñʤ륳ԥ塼
They say that NetHack is more than just a computer game.
ͥåȥϥåñʤ륳ԥ塼ʾΤΤ뤽
They say that NetHack is never what it used to be.
ͥåȥϥå¸߰յʤɤʤ
They say that a baby dragon is too small to hurt or help you.
ɥ饴λҶϾơʤĤϤǤʤ
They say that a black pudding is simply a brown pudding gone bad.
ץñ㿧ץäΤ
They say that a black sheep has 3 bags full of wool.
Ӥ100%γ3ĺ뤽
They say that a blank scroll is like a blank check.
δʪξڼΤ褦ʤΤ
They say that a cat named Morris has nine lives.
ꥹȤ̾ǭ9Ĥ̿äƤ뤽
They say that a desperate shopper might pay any price in a shop.
̵Ŵˤ㤤ʪҤŹΤȤȤ
They say that a diamond dog is everybody's best friend.
ɤθïˤȤäƤͧ
They say that a dwarf lord can carry a pick-axe because his armor is light.
ɥդε²Ƥ볻ڤΤǡĤϤƤ뤽
They say that a floating eye can defeat Medusa.
ޤ褦ܤϥǥ塼Ǥ餫
They say that a fortune only has 1 line and you can't read between it.
ꤤϰԤʤΤǡԴ֤ɤळȤϤǤʤ
They say that a fortune only has 1 line, but you can read between it.
ꤤϰԤʤԴ֤ɤळȤϤǤ뤽
They say that a fountain looks nothing like a regularly erupting geyser.
ϵ§ʮФַΤ褦ˤϸʤ
They say that a gold doubloon is worth more than its weight in gold.
ɥ֥ߤƱŤζͤ뤽
They say that a grid bug won't pay a shopkeeper for zapping you in a shop.
åɥХŹǤʤԥäȤƤŹ˶ʧʤ
They say that a gypsy could tell your fortune for a price.
ץ϶ۼǤʤ̤äƤ뤽
They say that a hacker named Alice once level teleported by using a mirror.
ΡꥹȤ̾Υϥå϶ǥ٥ƥݡȤȤ뤽
They say that a hacker named David once slew a giant with a sling and a rock.
ΡӥǤȤ̾Υϥåϥ󥰤Фǵͤ򻦤Ȥ뤽
They say that a hacker named Dorothy once rode a fog cloud to Oz.
ΡɥȤ̾Υϥåϥιظ̸α˾äȤ뤽
They say that a hacker named Mary once lost a white sheep in the mazes.
Ρ꡼Ȥ̾ΥϥåϩӤ򼺤ä
They say that a helm of brilliance is not to be taken lightly.
γϷڡʤ
They say that a hot dog and a hell hound are the same thing.
ۥåȥɥåȥإϥɤƱΤ
They say that a lamp named Aladdin's Lamp contains a djinni with 3 wishes.
饸ΥפȤ̾Υפˤ3Ĥδꤤ򤫤ʤƤ른󤬤뤽
They say that a large dog named Lassie will lead you to the amulet.
åȤ̾θϤʤؤƳƤ뤽
They say that a long sword is not a light sword.
ĹϷڤǤϤʤ
They say that a manes won't mince words with you.
˴ϤʤˤϤäȤΤ
They say that a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
ȤȴȤ붲Τ
They say that a plain nymph will only wear a wire ring in one ear.
̤Υ˥դϿ˶λؤμˤƤ뤽
They say that a plumed hat could be a previously used crested helmet.
˹ҤϡŤΤȤγ⤷ʤ
They say that a potion of oil is difficult to grasp.
ӤϤΤ񤷤
They say that a potion of yogurt is a cancelled potion of sickness.
衼ȤȤ̵ϲ줿µ
They say that a purple worm is not a baby purple dragon.
ϻɥ饴λҶǤϤʤ
They say that a quivering blob tastes different than a gelatinous cube.
̤֥å֤̣ϥ󥭥塼֤ȤϤޤäΤ
They say that a runed broadsword named Stormbringer attracts vortices.
ȡ֥󥬡̾Ť줿ŪηϱҤ褻뤽
They say that a scroll of summoning has other names.
δʪ¾̾ǤƤФ뤽
They say that a shaman can bestow blessings but usually doesn't.
ѻդϽʡ뤳ȤǤ뤬̤Ϥʤ
They say that a shaman will bless you for an eye of newt and wing of bat.
ѻդ˥ܤȤα򤢤ȽʡƤ뤽
They say that a shimmering gold shield is not a polished silver shield.
νᤫ줿νȤϰ㤦
They say that a spear will hit a neo-otyugh.  (Do YOU know what that is?)
ϥͥ塼̿椹뤽(̣狼롩)
They say that a spotted dragon is the ultimate shape changer.
ޤɥ饴ϵˤѲʪ
They say that a stethoscope is no good if you can only hear your heartbeat.
İǴϼʬθưʹʤ̵ѤĹʪ
They say that a succubus named Suzy will sometimes warn you of danger.
Ȥ̾ΥХϤȤɤ򶵤Ƥ뤽
They say that a wand of cancellation is not like a wand of polymorph.
̵ϲξѲξΤ褦ǤϤʤ
They say that a wood golem named Pinocchio would be easy to control.
ԥΥȤ̾ڤΥϴñǤ뤽
They say that after killing a dragon it's time for a change of scenery.
ɥ饴򻦤Ȥطʤѹ֤
They say that an amulet of strangulation is worse than ring around the collar.
ʻ϶ߤΥ顼ؤꤿ
They say that an attic is the best place to hide your toys.
΢Ϥ򱣤Τˤ乥ξ
They say that an axe named Cleaver once belonged to a hacker named Beaver.
꡼С̾Ť줿ϥӡСȤ̾ΥϥåĤƻäƤ
They say that an eye of newt and a wing of bat are double the trouble.
ܤȤαϥȥ֥δܤˤʤ뤽
They say that an incubus named Izzy sometimes makes women feel sensitive.
Ȥ̾Υ󥭥ХϤȤɤҥƥåˤ뤽
They say that an opulent throne room is rarely a place to wish you'd be in.
ڤ䤫ʶ̺¤δ֤Ϥʤ˾ˤϤäˤʤ
They say that an unlucky hacker once had a nose bleed at an altar and died.
ԹʥϥåϤκŤɡή
They say that and they say this but they never say never, never!
Ȥ褷ƤȤϸƤʤ
They say that any quantum mechanic knows that speed kills.
Ȥɤ̻ҾǤ®٤ʤ뤽
They say that applying a unicorn horn means you've missed the point.
˥γѤȤȤȤǤͤ԰٤
They say that blue stones are radioactive, beware.
ĤФȯƤ뤽Ĥ
They say that building a dungeon is a team effort.
µܤߤΤ϶ƱȤä
They say that chaotic characters never get a kick out of altars.
٤οȤϺŤ鴪뤳Ȥʤ
They say that collapsing a dungeon often creates a panic.
µܤϤФХѥ˥å
They say that counting your eggs before they hatch shows that you care.
۲οƤȤϤʤο۾ɤ򼨤Τ
They say that dipping a bag of tricks in a fountain won't make it an icebox.
ȥåγ˿Ƥ⥢ܥåˤϤʤʤ
They say that dipping an eel and brown mold in hot water makes bouillabaisse.
ʥ㿧⡼ɤǼѤȥ֥١Ȥեˤʤ뤽
They say that donating a doubloon is extremely pious charity.
 1ɥ֥ʤΤ϶ˤƷʤʻ԰٤
They say that dungeoneers prefer dark chocolate.
Ȥϥ祳졼Ȥ򹥤ࡥ
They say that eating royal jelly attracts grizzly owlbears.
를꡼򿩤٤ȥꥺ꡼٥Ͷ󤻤뤽
They say that eggs, pancakes and juice are just a mundane breakfast.
ȥѥ󥱡ȥ塼ñʤ뤢꤭ī
They say that everyone knows why Medusa stands alone in the dark.
ï⤬Υǥ塼ŰǤ˰ͤΩäƤΤΤäƤ뤽
They say that everyone wanted rec.games.hack to undergo a name change.
ߤrec.games.hackȤ̾ѤƤۤȻפäƤ뤽
They say that finding a winning strategy is a deliberate move on your part.
ΤάȯˤϵĹˤ뤷ʤ
They say that finding worthless glass is worth something.
ͤΤʤ饹򸫤Ĥ뤳Ȥϲͤ뤳Ȥ
They say that fortune cookies are food for thought.
ꤤåϻ׺οʪ
They say that gold is only wasted on a pet dragon.
ڥåȤΥɥ饴ɤ񤹤뤽
They say that good things come to those that wait.
ϿԤƤФ
They say that greased objects will slip out of monsters' hands.
ɤäʪϲʪμ꤫뤽
They say that if you can't spell then you'll wish you had a spellbook.
ɤ߽񤭤Ǥʤʤ顤ˡܤ㤨褦˴ꤦȤ
They say that if you live by the sword, you'll die by the sword.
ʤ顤ˤäƻ̤ȸƤ롥
They say that if you play like a monster you'll have a better game.
ʪο򤹤С褤ˤʤ뤽
They say that if you sleep with a demon you might awake with a headache.
Ȥä̲äʤСƬˤȤܤФǤ
They say that if you step on a crack you could break your mother's back.
ܤƧǤޤäƤ˶ϫ򤫤Ƥޤ
They say that if you're invisible you can still be heard!
ѤʤʤäƤⲻϤ뤽
They say that if you're lucky you can feel the runes on a scroll.
ɤдʪΥ롼ʸ򴶤Ȥ뤳ȤǤ뤽
They say that in the big picture gold is only small change.
ɤǤ϶ʤƤۤξ
They say that in the dungeon it's not what you know that really matters.
µܤǤμʤ礷ꤸʤ
They say that in the dungeon moon rocks are really dilithium crystals.
µܤǤϷФΥǥꥸη뾽
They say that in the dungeon the boorish customer is never right.
µܤǤϤĤʵҤ˸Ϥʤ
They say that in the dungeon you don't need a watch to tell time.
µܤǤϻ򶵤Ƥפפ
They say that in the dungeon you need something old, new, burrowed and blue.
µܤǤϲŤΡΡγΡĤΤɬפ
They say that in the dungeon you should always count your blessings.
µܤǤϾ˽ʡοʤФʤʤ
They say that iron golem plate mail isn't worth wishing for.
ŴΥιŴγ˾Ǥ餦ۤɲͤΤǤϤʤ
They say that it takes four quarterstaffs to make one staff.
ܤξˤ4ܤϻɬפ
They say that it's not over till the fat ladies sing.
äΤޤǽʤ
They say that it's not over till the fat lady shouts `Off with its head'.
äּڤäƤޤפȶ֤ޤǽʤ
They say that kicking a heavy statue is really a dumb move.
Ť򽳤ȤΤ̵̤ʹ԰٤
They say that kicking a valuable gem doesn't seem to make sense.
ŤФ򽳤ȤΤ̵̣ʹ԰٤Ȼפ
They say that leprechauns know Latin and you should too.
ץ饳ϥƥΤäƤ롤ʤؤ֤٤
They say that minotaurs get lost outside of the mazes.
ߥΥµܤγ»ҤˤʤäƤ뤽
They say that most trolls are born again.
ۤȤɤΥȥ褹뤽
They say that naming your cat Garfield will make you more attractive.
եɤ̾Ť줿ǭϤʤ̥Ūˤ뤽
They say that no one knows everything about everything in the dungeon.
µΤʪ˴ؤ뤢뤳ȤΤäƤԤϤʤ
They say that no one plays NetHack just for the fun of it.
ñʤڤߤǥͥåȥϥåץ쥤ǤԤʤɤʤ
They say that no one really subscribes to rec.games.roguelike.nethack.
fj.rec.games.roguelikeɤƤΤʤɼºݤˤϤʤ
They say that no one will admit to starting a rumor.
ïⱽήȤƤʤ
They say that nurses sometimes carry scalpels and never use them.
ǸؤϤȤɤ᥹äƤ뤬褷ƻȤʤ
They say that once you've met one wizard you've met them all.
ˡȤϰ͸餽򸫤Ȥˤʤ뤽
They say that one troll is worth 10,000 newts.
ɤΥȥ10,000Υβͤ뤽
They say that only David can find the zoo!
ǥӥåɤưʪ򸫤Ĥ뤽
They say that only angels play their harps for their pets.
ŷȤڥåȤΤèפդǤ뤽
They say that only big spenders carry gold.
ϲȤ٤뤽
They say that orc shamans are healthy, wealthy and wise.
μѻդϷŪ͵ʡǸ
They say that playing NetHack is like walking into a death trap.
ͥåȥϥåͷ֤ȤȤϻ櫤Ƨ߹褦ʤΤ
They say that problem breathing is best treated by a proper diet.
ƵۺˤŬʿ¤֤
They say that quaffing many potions of levitation can give you a headache.
ͷ򤿤Ƭˤˤʤ뤽
They say that queen bees get that way by eating royal jelly.
˪ϥ를꡼򿩤٤뤳ȤˤǤ뤽
They say that reading a scare monster scroll is the same as saying Elbereth.
ʪ򶱤봬ʪɤळȤElberethθ̾ˤ뤳ȤƱ
They say that real hackers always are controlled.
ΥϥåϾ椵Ƥ뤽
They say that real hackers never sleep.
Υϥå̲뤳Ȥʤ
They say that shopkeepers are insured by Croesus himself!
ŹϥȤˤäݾ㤵Ƥ뤽
They say that shopkeepers never carry more than 20 gold pieces, at night.
Źˤ20ɰʾ⤫ʤ
They say that shopkeepers never sell blessed potions of invisibility.
ŹϽʡ줿Ʃʤ
They say that soldiers wear kid gloves and silly helmets.
ʼΤϻҶޤˡޤ̤إåȤƤ뤽
They say that some Kops are on the take.
ͤηٴϨԤƤ뤽
They say that some guards' palms can be greased.
ʼμ˻ɤ뤳ȤǤ뤽
They say that some monsters may kiss your boots to stop your drum playing.
ɥαդߤᤵ뤿ᡤ˥ʪ뤽
They say that sometimes you can be the hit of the party when playing a horn.
ۥդȡѡƥǤ뤽
They say that the NetHack gods generally welcome your sacrifices.
ͥåȥϥåοϰŪ˸ʪ򴿷ޤ뤽
They say that the Three Rings are named Vilya, Nenya and Narya.
䡤ͥ䡤ʥ̾Ť줿3Ĥλؤ¸ߤ뤽
They say that the Wizard of Yendor has a death wish.
ˡȤϻ˾ߤäƤ뤽
They say that the `hair of the dog' is sometimes an effective remedy.
ޤϤȤˤϸŪʼȤʤ뤽
They say that the best time to save your game is now before it's too late.
򥻡֤ΤϺ٤ˤʤޤˡ
They say that the biggest obstacle in NetHack is your mind.
ͥåȥϥåξ㳲ϡʤο
They say that the gods are angry when they hit you with objects.
ʤʪ֤ĤȤϷܤƤ뤽
They say that the priesthood are specially favored by the gods.
οˤΤˤ
They say that the way to make a unicorn happy is to give it what it wants.
˥ʡˤˤϡ˾ΤϤФ褤
They say that there are no black or white stones, only gray.
ФϤʤʤ
They say that there are no skeletons hence there are no skeleton keys.
¸ߤʤΤǽʤ
They say that there is a clever rogue in every hacker just dying to escape.
ƥϥåƨƤޤʤʤ褦ʸ±뤽
They say that there is no such thing as free advice.
ΥɥХΤ褦ʤΤϤʤ
They say that there is only one way to win at NetHack.
ͥåȥϥåξԤˤʤƻ1Ĥʤ
They say that there once was a fearsome chaotic samurai named Luk No.
ĤơǽȤݤΥ饤
They say that there was a time when cursed holy water wasn't water.
줿ʤϿǤʤȤ뤽
They say that there's no point in crying over a gray ooze.
ܤ줿ߤʤ
They say that there's only hope left after you've opened Pandora's box.
ѥɥȢ򳫤Ƥޤä顤˾ΤäƤʤ
They say that trap doors should always be marked `Caution:  Trap Door'.
櫤ˤϤĤ櫤աפȵƤ뤽
They say that using an amulet of change isn't a difficult operation.
žȤΤ񤷤ѤǤϤʤ
They say that water walking boots are better if you are fast like Hermes.
إ᥹Τ褦ᤤʤԤη褤
They say that when you wear a circular amulet you might resemble a troll.
ݤȤդȥȥ˸뤽
They say that when you're hungry you can get a pizza in 30 moves or it's free.
ʢäȤϥԥʸǤ롥30ˤʤȥ
They say that when your god is angry you should try another one.
ܤäƤȤϡ¾ο٤
They say that wielding a unicorn horn takes strength.
˥γѤȶʤ뤽
They say that with speed boots you never worry about hit and run accidents.
ŷηȡҤƨοۤʤ
They say that you can defeat a killer bee with a unicorn horn.
˪ϥ˥γѤݤ뤽
They say that you can only cross the River Styx in Charon's boat.
ƥ奯ϥνǤΤϤ뤽
They say that you can only kill a lich once and then you'd better be careful.
åϰ٤ΤǡŤˤɬפ뤽
They say that you can only wish for things you've already had.
˻äƤΤꤨʤ
They say that you can train a cat by talking gently to it.
ڤä뤳ȤˤäơǭǤ뤽
They say that you can train a dog by talking firmly to it.
Ȥä뤳ȤˤäơǤ뤽
They say that you can trust your gold with the king.
ϲ̾ˤäƿǤ뤽
They say that you can't wipe your greasy bare hands on a blank scroll.
餮äδʪǤդȤʤ
They say that you cannot trust scrolls of rumor.
δʪϿѤǤʤ
They say that you could fall head over heels for an energy vortex.
ͥ륮αŷϤҤä֤뤽
They say that you need a key in order to open locked doors.
Τä򳫤ˤϸɬפ
They say that you need a mirror to notice a mimic in an antique shop.
ƥåפǥߥߥå򸫤櫓ˤ϶ɬפ
They say that you really can use a pick-axe unless you really can't.
ĤϤϻȤȤˤϻȤʤ
They say that you should always store your tools in the cellar.
ĤǤϲƻ򤷤ޤäƤ٤
They say that you should be careful while climbing the ladder to success.
ؤγʤäƤ֤դ٤
They say that you should call your armor `rustproof'.
ˡֻӤʤפ̾դȤ褤
They say that you should name your dog Spuds to have a cool pet.
ʥڥåȤС˥ѥå̾ĤȤ褤
They say that you should name your weapon after your first monster kill.
ǽβʪݤȤ̾Ĥ٤
They say that you should never introduce a rope golem to a succubus.
ɳΥ򥵥ХƳƤϤʤ
They say that you should never sleep near invisible ring wraiths.
ʤؤ˴¦ǿƤϤʤ
They say that you should never try to leave the dungeon with a bag of gems.
гäƥ󥸥ȴƤϤʤ
They say that you should remove your armor before sitting on a throne.
̺¤˺¤˳æ٤
This fortune cookie is copy protected.
ꤤåϥԡץƥȤƤ롥
This fortune cookie is the property of Fortune Cookies, Inc.
ꤤåͭ² Fortune CookiesǸ򰮤äƤ롥
This release contains 10% recycled material.
ΥС10%Ϻ񸻤ǺƤޤ
Time stands still as the succubus changes her calendar to January 1, 2000.
Х2000ǯ11ѤΤ褦˻ϻߤޤä
Tired?  Try a scroll of charging on yourself.
줿ŶδʪʬȤ˻Ȥ
To achieve the next higher rating, you need 3 more points.
⤤ɾˤϡ3ݥɬפ
To reach heaven, escape the dungeon while wearing a ring of levitation.
ŷ˹ԤˤϡͷλؤȤˤĤƥ󥸥ȴȤ
Tourists wear shirts loud enough to wake the dead.
Ĥ夿ѸҤϻͤ򵯤Τ˽ʬ䤫ޤ
Try calling your katana Moulinette.
ʤࡼȸƤǤߤ补
Ulch!  That meat was painted!
ϿɤƤ롪
Unfortunately, this message was left intentionally blank.
Թˤ⡤åϸΰդ˶Τޤޤ
Using a morning star in the evening has no effect.
ͼ˥⡼˥󥰥Ȥȸ̤ʤ
Waltz, dumb nymph, for quick jigs vex.
ɡ̤뤪²Ρ
Want a hint?  Zap a wand of make invisible on your weapon!
ҥȤߤƩξ˿Τ
Want to ascend in a hurry?  Apply at Gizmonic Institute.
ޤǾŷʥȥرब褤
Wanted: shopkeepers.  Send a scroll of mail to Mage of Yendor/Level 35/Dungeon.
罸Ź硥˾Ԥϼδʪµϲ35ΥˡȤޤǡ
Warning:  fortune reading can be hazardous to your health.
ٹꤤɤळȤϤʤη򹯤˳Ϳޤ
We have new ways of detecting treachery...
桹΢ڤԤ򸫤ĤФ٤οˡԤ߽Ф
Wet towels make great weapons!
Ǩ줿϶ϤȤʤ뤾
What a pity, you cannot read it!
ʤƤȤʤɤळȤǤʤ
Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
ʤǽʤ顤ʤ롥
When a piercer drops in on you, you will be tempted to hit the ceiling!
Ƭξ˷Ƥ顤ŷ˹äʤ
When in a maze follow the right wall and you will never get lost.
µܤǤϱɤĤäƤȡ»ҤˤʤʤϤ
When you have a key, you don't have to wait for the guard.
äƤʤ顤ʼԤɬפʤ
Why are you wasting time reading fortunes?
ʤꤤʤɤǻ̵֤̤ˤƤ
Wish for a master key and open the Magic Memory Vault!
ޥ˾ब褤ˡεǰҸˤϤ
Wizard expects every monster to do its duty.
ˡȤƤβʪǤ̳ϤȤԤƤ롥
Wow!  You could've had a potion of fruit juice!
數ե롼ĥ塼ɤ
Yet Another Silly Message (YASM).
ޤ¾Ρʤ롼ޡ(ޤ)롥
You are destined to be misled by a fortune.
ʤꤤˤְäƳ뱿̿
You can get a genuine Amulet of Yendor by doing the following:  --More--
ΤȤ򤹤ʪΥ뤳ȤǤ롧  --More--
You can make holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
ŰŪʨƭ뤳Ȥ뤳ȤǤ롥
You can protect yourself from black dragons by doing the following:  --More--
ΤȤ򤷤ơɥ饴ιɤΤ  --More--
You can't get by the snake.
ؤΤǿʤʤ
You choke on the fortune cookie.  --More--
ʤꤤå򹢤˵ͤޤ餻  --More--
You feel like someone is pulling your leg.
ï­ҤäѤäƤ褦ʵ
You have to outwit the Sphynx or pay her.
ե󥯥ФȴʧͤФʤʤ
You hear the fortune cookie's hissing!
ꤤåäȤʹ
You may get rich selling letters, but beware of being blackmailed!
뤳Ȥˤåˤʤ롥ԹμˤϵĤ
You offend Shai-Hulud by sheathing your crysknife without having drawn blood.
ۤ碌ƥꥹʥդ˼뤳Ȥϥ㥤եɤε»ͤ롥
You swallowed the fortune!
ꤤߤǤޤä
You want to regain strength?  Two levels ahead is a guesthouse!
2٥˥ȥϥ롪
You will encounter a tall, dark, and gruesome creature...
ؤ⤯ŤȤӤʪ˲񤦤Ǥ
